The Velvet Blog is dangerously close to having its 10,000th hit, and its first anniversary is next week. Which would be much more impressive if the Britney Spears Is A Skanky Ho Blog didn't get 10,000 hits per day.
In case you're wondering if gifts are appropriate, the answer is yes, of course they are. The Velvet Blog wears a large shirt and likes dark chocolate (which would explain the large shirt). Oh, and green really brings out the color in The Velvet Blog's eyes. Really, they're dreamy.