Wednesday, June 08, 2005

When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars

The Velvet Blog is dangerously close to having its 10,000th hit, and its first anniversary is next week. Which would be much more impressive if the Britney Spears Is A Skanky Ho Blog didn't get 10,000 hits per day.

In case you're wondering if gifts are appropriate, the answer is yes, of course they are. The Velvet Blog wears a large shirt and likes dark chocolate (which would explain the large shirt). Oh, and green really brings out the color in The Velvet Blog's eyes. Really, they're dreamy.



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9 comments:

Jovianne said...

In anticipation of your 10,000 hit, here is a Shirt, your choice and some Gourmet Chocolates .
Congratulations on the Hits !

Jim Donahue said...

Thanks, Jovi.

It's so hard to choose between the "Cereal Killer" and "This Is What the World's Greatest Grandpa Looks Like" t-shirts.

Jovianne said...

Personally, I thought the cute dog that is saying Like I Care would work for your morning commutes.
:)
Cereal Killer is good tho...

LucyDDCF said...

Here is the link to my blogspot, the green fairy that says happy 10K is your pressie! Sorry I couldnt find any chocolate and I couldnt afford a shirt! BUT BUT I got green!

http://photobucket.com/albums/y64/jennganoe/

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/jennganoe/velvetblog.jpg

Grammarian said...

Are you saying that Britney Spears isn't a skanky ho?

Jim Donahue said...

No.

Jay Jordan said...

britney grew up right up the road from me, and she didn't used to be a skanky ho....i think it was the mickey mouse ears that turned her...

jimmytwoshirts said...

Cheers

Grammarian said...

Britney grew up? You could have fooled me.