tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post579918336438223686..comments2023-09-19T10:00:29.637-04:00Comments on The Velvet Blog: More braaaaaiiiiiins, Mr. Darcy?Jim Donahuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04140325442403671800noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-44438795345427380322009-02-19T02:05:00.000-05:002009-02-19T02:05:00.000-05:00The Picture of Dorian Zombie. The portrait requir...<I>The Picture of Dorian Zombie.</I> <BR/><BR/>The portrait requires... human flesh!Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00622075019954975761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-5546819435929711972009-02-11T17:36:00.000-05:002009-02-11T17:36:00.000-05:00Jim,For SURE I knew there were two Darrens! The se...Jim,<BR/><BR/>For SURE I knew there were two Darrens! The second one, though I forget his name, was VERY zombie-like. Especially the way they insinuated him in there . . . Umm, Samantha, your husband is no longer Dick York/Darren. But you'll deal with that nicely, won't you?<BR/><BR/>Hey, we'd all deal with that nicely if one fine day our Significant Other was slyly replaced with a close copy . . .<BR/><BR/>Wouldn't we?<BR/><BR/>A toast to Zombies in my Zombie glass.ChefNickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506706291656673082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-68742177772777689512009-02-11T07:56:00.000-05:002009-02-11T07:56:00.000-05:00Excellent ideas, everyone!If I could move into the...Excellent ideas, everyone!<BR/><BR/>If I could move into the realm of television, may I suggest a version of <I>The O'Reilly Factor</I> in which Bill O'Reilly eats the brains of his viewers. <BR/><BR/>Oh, wait. That's the way it is already. <BR/><BR/>(Note to Nick: Don't tell me you never noticed there were two Darrens!?!)Jim Donahuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04140325442403671800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-66243491989831464142009-02-10T20:30:00.000-05:002009-02-10T20:30:00.000-05:00Reading for high school would have been much more ...Reading for high school would have been much more interesting. <BR/><BR/>Ethan Frome and Zombies. (Who needs the tree?)<BR/> <BR/>Romeo and Juliet and Zombies (who needs the poison?)<BR/><BR/>Little Women and Zombies (Meg died but now she's eating her sisters)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-30048234566665074232009-02-10T18:15:00.000-05:002009-02-10T18:15:00.000-05:00I think The Red Badge of Courage could use some zo...I think The Red Badge of Courage could use some zombies. Frankly, I couldn't wait for the battle scene to end so maybe a zombie incursion would spice things up.leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06578485470246060049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-27232051308436095532009-02-10T14:47:00.000-05:002009-02-10T14:47:00.000-05:00Christ, Jimmy, Jimmy JIMMEH. I just went to the ki...Christ, Jimmy, Jimmy JIMMEH. I just went to the kitchen supply place just two weeks ago and bought, count 'em, SIX Zombie glasses. Frosted!<BR/><BR/>I didn't even know what a Zombie glass was until I googled "Y'know, kinda highball except really skinny glasses, and while you're at it, frosted, too" and then that's what happened. Now I drink everything out of my Zombie glasses.<BR/><BR/>But what could that be doing to my brain? YOU'RE doing it to my brain. The other day I read how someone somewhere hacked into traffic road bulletin signs and made them say "Zombies on the loose! Flee!" or something like that. Now you and your post and me and my glasses and it's all too coincidental. And now you say your posts are going to be"light."<BR/><BR/>Just admit it. You're becoming a THEM. You just want to know about movie zombies because you WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM.<BR/><BR/>Uhh . . . Darrin in Bewitched?ChefNickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506706291656673082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-61354896028413474022009-02-10T14:08:00.000-05:002009-02-10T14:08:00.000-05:00I'm gonna go with A Zombie Christmas Carol, in whi...I'm gonna go with A Zombie Christmas Carol, in which Tiny Tim and that whole damned Cratchit family are torn apart and eaten by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future. <BR/><BR/>(And yes, I'd LOVE to see a Mr. Magoo version of that...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-26694042282017378692009-02-10T13:14:00.000-05:002009-02-10T13:14:00.000-05:00A Zombie in the RyeBrainshead RevisitedThe Naked a...A Zombie in the Rye<BR/>Brainshead Revisited<BR/>The Naked and the UndeadGrammarian@mindspring.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15579194551324905130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-59635819477079505952009-02-10T07:43:00.000-05:002009-02-10T07:43:00.000-05:00Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and Zomb...Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and Zombies: Suddenly there is a lot more urgency to their quest to reach Bozeman Montana, before the zombies do.<BR/><BR/>Moby Dick and the Whale Zombies: Whaling is a lot more challenging when some of the whales want to eat your brains.<BR/><BR/>The Sound and the Fury ... and Zombies: In which we are given a glimpse into what exactly may have injured Benjy's brain so severely.Posol'stvo the Medvedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573435137467134333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6990915.post-22333852625321308742009-02-09T21:23:00.000-05:002009-02-09T21:23:00.000-05:00Watership DownAnne of Green GablesOh, definitely T...Watership Down<BR/>Anne of Green Gables<BR/><BR/>Oh, definitely The Secret Garden. Why else would the garden be secret other than to hide the zombies?punkinsmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04438713256926490168noreply@blogger.com