Friday, April 11, 2008

Headline improvements

The latest in a (very) occasional series in which we make headlines more accurate.

--If You Must Fly, Some Suggestions If You Must Fly, You're Totally, Totally Screwed. Totally.

--McCain Unlikely to Rely on Donations McCain Realizes No One Wants to Give Him Money

--Cheney, Others OK'd Harsh Interrogations Cheney, Others Are Some Sick Mothereffers

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you must fly, stop in and see McCain, who doesn't need any money, cause his wife gots lots, as does Cheney, since gas hit $4 a gallon and Halliburton stole all the money....