Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The Velvet Blog's ATFAQs (answers to frequently asked questions)

--No.
--What?
--An isosceles triangle.
--Wow. I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible. Have you tried "Savage Love"?
--Monkey pox.

3 comments:

TwoBusy said...

Word up on the isosceles. Equilateral blows chunks.

God Is My Codependent said...

How come there's no specific name for a triangle with no equal sides?

Qaro said...

Is the question, "Is there any way I could call in sick tomorrow?"