This pitch was in my in-box this morning:
I'm the webmaster of [redacted].
I wanted to know if by any chance you would be interested in doing an unbiased review of our site [redacted] on your blog.
If you agree you can choose between receiving a product sample or receiving a payment.
Cool! I can take this blog in a whole different direction! Reports on products that wise consumers need to know about!
If you choose the product sample instead of the payment the sample is yours to keep and you don't need to send it back.
Oh, I'm sure anything you send will be just fine. I love to get free stuff!
The product sample that you can get is [redacted] - a penis enhancer and you can see it there:[redacted]
Please let me know if you are interested.
Well, at least they're polite.