Tuesday, October 05, 2010

If sock monkeys made campaign ads


sock monkeyI'm not a witch one of those know-it-all great apes with their fancy-schmancy sign language. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you, if you were made out of socks. None of us are perfect. But none of us can be happy with what we see all around us--politicians who think spending, trading favors, and backroom deals are the ways to stay in office leopards, hyenas, large birds of prey.

I'll go to Washington and do what you'd do--throw poop. I'm Christine O'Donnell S. Monkey, and I approved this message.

I'm you. If you were made out of socks. Now, give me that banana.


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3 comments:

Dave said...

Finally! A candidate I can get behind! At least ten feet so as to avoid the poop.

3:05 PM
Knatolee said...

I'm pretty sure Christine does not approve of you playing with your monkey.

3:08 PM
fermicat said...

It's official. You're back!!

For the record, Bill Maher says there is a difference between Christine O'Donnell and Sarah Palin. O'Donnell isn't mean. Ouch.

8:09 PM

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