Three food-based puns I promise never to use in a blog post

--The sheep's milk cheese? I already used it, so it's a feta accompli.
--I had some really bad Mediterranean food. It made me falafel.
--Operator, give me long distance. Long distance? I want to talk to the Consolidated Coffee Company in Brazil. Hello, Brazil? Oh, is this you, Joe? This is Bill. How's the coffee business? Just a grind, eh?*


*Abbott and Costello, Who Done It? (Thanks, Grammarian.)