Monday, October 04, 2004

Is there a safe way to self-induce a coma?

Honestly, I don't think I'm mentally prepared to withstand the assault of jaw-dropping political ads, hot-air-filled pundits, and dubious polls over the next few weeks. I mean... where's Claus von Bulow when you need him???

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

slight tap on the head with a hammer, should do the trick.

Jim Donahue said...

Thanks, A., but I was hoping for something a little less painful.

Anonymous said...

so have a bottle of Jack first....
doubt if you would feel a thing after that.
Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

Hammer to the head isn't safe. If it was successful, you wouldn't feel the pain. I've also been wondering how to self-induce a coma..