Monday, January 26, 2009

Can I pencil you in for Tuesday at 11?


Recent search queries that have stranded visitors on The Velvet Blog, with commentary:

pros and cons of wind tunnels
Pros: Windy. Cons: Windy.

song titles with the word party in them
I'm going to take the easy way out and just refer you to the nearest Andrew W.K. album.

yanni live at the apocalypse
From your mouth to God's ear.

visual description of benedict arnold
Subject was last seen looking treasonous in a white powdered wig. Proceed with caution.

When the moon, is in the seventh house (is in the seventh house). And Jupiter, aligns with mars.
And peeeeaaaace will guide the pla-a-nets. And lo-o-ove (and love) will steer the stars.

lifetime movie about mentally handicapped girl
Can you narrow that down? A lot?

why is velvet affairs sending me letters
Do not cross the Office of Velvet Affairs. Seriously--don't.

pictures of santa clause naked
It's nearly February. Isn't it time to look for nekkid pictures of George Washington and Abe Lincoln?

billy jack dog food
It's the dog food Billy Jack eats!

what happens if you touch the jellyfish
You end up in a bad movie.

my eye doctor office hours
9 to 5 Monday through Friday, 9 to 1 on Saturday.

2 comments:

TwoBusy said...

PARTYHARDPARTYHARDPARTYHARDPARTYHARD

fermicat said...

Thanks. Now I have the Age of Aquarius stuck in my head.