Please, no more -- I'll tell you anything

I have been sitting in the waiting room of my Saturn dealership for the last two hours. The entire time, Pat Buchanan has been screaming at me, justifying torture from the TV on the wall.

How does this not fall under the Geneva Conventions?

Make it stop...

P.S.: Yes, Conventions -- plural. And someone tell Jon Stewart, because whenever I hear him say "Geneva Convention," I get annoyed.