Is it the debt ceiling? Terrorist threats? A missing blond girl?
No. Concerned reader God Is My Codependent points out the story of a man dressed as a banana attacking a man dressed as a gorilla.
I highlight this mainly because ... well, it doesn't happen every day. Plus, it gives headline writers free rein. A few examples:
Banana at large after fight with gorilla
Banana attacks gorilla then splits
Banana Attacks Gorilla, Ohio in Shock
Police Called After Banana-Man Attacks Gorilla-Man in Ohio
Banana Attacks Gorilla, Currently on the Loose
Ohio Cops in Search of Violent Banana
Police: Banana Attacked Gorilla
Most weirdly specific:
Banana-suited man attacks gorilla-suited man
8 comments:
Banana Attacks, Peels Wheels, Gives Police the Slip.
That's a good one, Mark!
Banana Goes Ape, Peels Out
Banana Finds Anti-Ape Violence A-Peeling
If this unstable banana has any kids, they should immediately be put in Foster care.
(Sorry)
Ape Shock: Banana Brings It to Gorilla
Banana Custers Gorilla
Anthromorph-on-Anthromorph Violence Mars Campaigns
That last one suggests an ultraniche fetish site for furries.
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