Wednesday, July 13, 2011

News story of the day

Is it the debt ceiling? Terrorist threats? A missing blond girl?

No. Concerned reader God Is My Codependent points out the story of a man dressed as a banana attacking a man dressed as a gorilla.

I highlight this mainly because ... well, it doesn't happen every day. Plus, it gives headline writers free rein. A few examples:
Banana at large after fight with gorilla
Banana attacks gorilla then splits
Banana Attacks Gorilla, Ohio in Shock
Police Called After Banana-Man Attacks Gorilla-Man in Ohio
Banana Attacks Gorilla, Currently on the Loose
Ohio Cops in Search of Violent Banana
Police: Banana Attacked Gorilla

Most weirdly specific:
Banana-suited man attacks gorilla-suited man


Mark said...

Banana Attacks, Peels Wheels, Gives Police the Slip. said...

That's a good one, Mark!

Banana Goes Ape, Peels Out

Jim Donahue said...

Banana Finds Anti-Ape Violence A-Peeling

Mark said...

If this unstable banana has any kids, they should immediately be put in Foster care.


the devil you know said...

Ape Shock: Banana Brings It to Gorilla

the devil you know said...

Banana Custers Gorilla

the devil you know said...

Anthromorph-on-Anthromorph Violence Mars Campaigns

Jim Donahue said...

That last one suggests an ultraniche fetish site for furries.