Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Is that a rack of ribs in your pants or are you just glad to see me? It's a rack of ribs? Oh.

News story of the day:
Thief caught stuffing ribs in pants again

CARLISLE, Pa. - A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.

Carlisle police tell The Sentinel newspaper that 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police say he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at a supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness.

Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.

There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle.

I'm going to give this fellow the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a low-tech attempt at sous vide.


Knatolee said...

Eeeyuw. Eeeeeeyuw. EEEYUW!!

ChefNick said...

"So, how did you get in here?"

"Uhh, I stuffed a pack uv ribs down my pants."

"MAAAN, dude, you doing some serious shit."

"Well, lawyer says he c'n get it down to life wit'out parole."

"You LUCKY, dude!"