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Recent searches that brought visitors to The Velvet Blog, with commentary:

scary face in living room
Try changing the channel away from Fox News.

pros and cons of wind tunnels
Pro: They blow. Con: They suck.

does anyone else hate automatic toilets?
I think someone is trying out their "observational humor" standup act. Is that you, Seinfeld?

velvet sky buttock
Other people see ponies or Mickey Mouse, but, sure, why not? That cloud does look like a velvet sky buttock.

how much does a gorilla's leg weigh?
The right one or the left one?