Mr. Romney's team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August. --The New York Times
Through tough journalistic tactics the lamestream media gave up long ago, The Velvet Blog has uncovered Romney's zingers for the first debate:
How proud you were when they named you America's best ... then you found out they meant America's beast!
I always wanted to write a book about you
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee, and Molly Picon.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep. He dreams he's working.
I listened to Jack Benny on the radio last night. He was so funny I dropped my pad and pencil.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
That's a vicious rumor! A rumor started by a few million people.
If evolution works, why do mothers only have two hands?
That's your little joke? Don't worry! We'll mop it up later.
(My Deep Throat source. Shhhh.)