Tuesday, August 24, 2004

The Velvet Blog pledge to you, our greatest resource

We here at TVB swear to uphold the strategic value proposition of our synergies and branding, as long as it profitizes our end users. We aim to achieve a benchmark paradigm of our core competencies as we empower our functional partnering strategies to uphold discretionary values, even if that means re-engineering our reciprocal alliances. Or your money back.

Forever and ever, amen.

4 comments:

Peter said...

Sounds like a killer blog prototype. Thank you for leveraging your value chain to maximize my customer satisfaction.

Jim Donahue said...

Hey--don't yank my value chain!

Jason Mulgrew said...

I love you guys.

Love,
Jason Mulgrew
Internet Quasi-Celebrity

Peter said...

You know, once upon a time I was a graduate school dropout trying to get into business, I knew nothing about the work world outside of academia, and I was scared. I saw my education as a liability. I had been reading Derrida expounding on the difference between differance and Differance, crap like that. I thought, "I'll never get a job with my background of esoteric jargon and angels-on-the-head-of-a-pin theorizing". I really had no idea. . .