You know what's wrong with Karl Rove?

I mean, other than that trying-to-take-over-the-world thing?

What's really wrong is that he's never leaked any information to The Velvet Blog. I would've taken that Valerie Plame info and turned it into something amusing and insightful. But, noooooo. He's got to leak it to Bob Novak, one of the biggest hacks in the universe.

Thanks for nothing, Karl.

Oh, and start saving up cigarettes. I hear they're still useful as currency in prison.