Thursday, July 26, 2007

Nurse! NURSE! Get that $#&@% cat out of my $#&@% room!

Oscar the cat predicts patients' deaths

Another reason why dogs are better than cats. Dogs would chase Death out of your room. Cats say, "Hey, come on in!"

(I once had a dream that a cat was trying to suffocate me, but that's between me and my therapist.)

3 comments:

Will said...

Jim, that's so funny. You know how I always wanted to take Freddie along with me to visit hospice clients. Oscar would make the day go a lot faster.

God Is My Codependent said...

Yeah, predictions, right.

It's murder, you fools!

fermicat said...

I thought that cats only suck the breath out of babies.