Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Deerly unbeloved

A couple of hours ago, this headline graced the front page of the Yahoo portal:
Exploding deer population causing billions in damage

Yes, you would expect exploding deer to cause damage, but still.

Now, this just went up:
Menacing deer invasions push homeowners to the limit

I'm predicting that the headline Bambi's mom deserved it will be there by day's end.


A said...

Or, it could be a plan to harm the US population....a plan hatched by the vegeterian terrorist groups who bear antlers ;)

something tells me venison is going to go cheap sometime soon!


Jim Donahue said...

A--I grazed a deer on the highway once.

In retrospect, it may have been aiming for me.

TwoBusy said...

Exploding deer... that's outstanding. What a wonderful, Monty Pythonesque mental picture that creates.

Jay Jordan said...

this is entirely believable...

because if you put out some feed corn and booby trap it with a small stick of dynamite, it will, if fact, take a deer's head clean off...