Breaking news:
Doctors reported Saturday that Vice President Dick Cheney’s heartbeat was normal for ...
For someone who had his heart replaced with a device that pumps venom, paranoia, and bile?
... a 67-year-old man who has a history of heart problems. --The Associated Press
Oh.
3 comments:
Damn. Can you call it a heartbeat if you don't have a heart?
I presumed that he was powered by tiny demons, rather than traditional cardiovascular equipment.
Go figure.
it's running off haliburton dividends
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