Monday, July 14, 2008

There may also be formaldehyde, sawdust, and the tears of small children involved


Breaking news:
Doctors reported Saturday that Vice President Dick Cheney’s heartbeat was normal for ...

For someone who had his heart replaced with a device that pumps venom, paranoia, and bile?
... a 67-year-old man who has a history of heart problems. --The Associated Press

Oh.

3 comments:

NYPinTA said...

Damn. Can you call it a heartbeat if you don't have a heart?

TwoBusy said...

I presumed that he was powered by tiny demons, rather than traditional cardiovascular equipment.

Go figure.

Jay Jordan said...

it's running off haliburton dividends