Curated by Simba the Wonder Chimp
Hmm... strange how every time His team was down, there would suddenly be a downpour. Of frogs.
What a great last name to have. I hope it didn't give him a Christ complex.
Resurrected yet again! He (that's "He") does have a habit of popping up like a jack-in-the-box.See, I knew He liked baseball. His Father was a big Moses Farm Team fan. And Moses was no slouch as a third baseman either, I'll have you know. It's well documented in Corinthians/ 12:14: "And he was made to run as a Leopard, And he madeth his circle as a Gazelle, and he touchest First Base with only Two Innings to go, and the Lord looked down and was Pleased with His Handiwork. However, Rodrigues Fucked Up in the bottom of the ninth."Go ahead, look it up!Go, Christ, go! The fans are counting on you!
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