Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Breakdown of abbreviations used in Michael Jackson's ad in tomorrow's real-estate section

A rerun from Feb. 27, 2008. Hey, it's topical again!
Michael Jackson's famed Neverland Valley Ranch in California will be foreclosed and sold on March 19 unless the pop star pays a balance of nearly $25 million, property records showed on Tuesday. --Reuters

FSBO: 2,800-acre estate. Features EIK. LF. PZAPFWPPC. Owner's ON may be under SGLRC; you may keep it if found beneath cushions. MCTIWIF. EWLMBTT. Inexplicably, SMJL. Custom-made RJJR. EMS stored in HUHC. Shrine to ET. PTS.


FSBO = For sale by owner
EIK = Eat-in kitchen
LF = Llama farm
PZAPFWPPC = Private zoo and amusement park festooned with Peter Pan characters
ON = Original nose
SGLRC = Solid gold living room couch
MCTIWIF = Macauley Culkin trapped in walk-in freezer
EWLMBTT = Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis may be there, too
SMJL = So may Jerry Lewis.
RJJR = Refrigerated Jesus-juice rack
EMS = Elephant man skeleton
HUHC = Hardly used hyperbaric chamber
ET = Could be Extra-Terrestrial or Elizabeth Taylor; probably both
PTS = Priced to sell


TwoBusy said...

D'you think I could pick up the Merrick skeleton for cheap in the estate sale?

Jim Donahue said...

I have my eye on used chimp clothing.

Knatolee said...

Oh my GOd, you slay me. I think my favourite is MCTIWIF.

This post is a refreshing change to all the nauseating adulation that is going on...

MsYvone said...

that is freakin' hysterical!! Love PZAPFWPPC, btw.