Saturday, August 15, 2009

Recent Google searches that have left visitors stranded on The Velvet Blog

--fannie flagg topless
--what you need for a trip to the moon
--metaphors and similes for orgasm
--orb that electrocutes you
--yogurt poop
--printers in basements
--this is the universe. big, isn't it?
--what's wrong with karl rove
--who buys malkin's book

UPDATE: monkeys frighten me

Well, you're in the wrong place, mister.


fermicat said...

I mostly get people looking for how to pimp their camry (and now you will, too). I still say that it cannot be done. said...

I keep telling you to stop posting all that stuff about Fannie Flagg topless.

Knatolee said...

Yogurt poop. I gotta check that one out.