Tuesday, September 21, 2010
What's on your mind, America?
It's been so, so long since we last went wading in the search keyword swimming hole for The Velvet Blog. Let's get our feet wet, shall we?
how much does 800 lb gorilla weigh
I'm bad with numbers, but I'm going to guess 900 pounds. You know, give or take.
young cheery
Boy, have you come to the wrong place. Try old and crabby.
what is that velvet blog
A riddle wrapped inside an enigma, deep fried in canola oil till the enigma is golden brown.
paul potts killed
Was it the atrocities in Cambodia or his classical crossover album?
deborah norville's dirty secret
She killed Paul Potts.
how long after activia will i poop?
RUN!!!
we will drink no wine before its time
It's time, people. It's time.
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Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!
You're back! How dare you deprive us of your razor-sharp observations for so long?
You don't know how many times I forlornly looked at the link to "Velvet Blog" in my menu and said "he's not coming back."
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, you got it good. I get "Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles Easy spicy dill pickles " until I finally put up a link to PayPal and started charging for the recipe. (No takers yet, just like no buyers for my eBay "Moose hunt with Sarah Palin" auction).
Can you make easy spicy dill pickles without the pickles? I don't like pickles.
Also, no dill. And I don't like spicy food.
Welcome back to the collective.
The word verification for this comment is "cheepots".
Nick: Grammarian also doesn't like anything "easy."
Mark: Weird--I just picked up some cheepots at Ikea.
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