Sunday, June 19, 2011

Smackdown!: Polenta vs. Tim Pawlenty

WHAT?: Italian dish made from cornmeal.

PROS: Wonderful backdrop for sauce.

CONS: Bland without the aforementioned sauce. Or butter. Lots and lots of butter.

PhotobucketTim Pawlenty

WHO?: Republican presidential hopeful. Former governor of Minnesota.

PROS: Makes Wonder bread feel edgy.

CONS: Willing to spout crazy right-wing ideas but with little to no verve. Bland, even with sauce. Or butter. Even lots and lots of butter.

WINNER: Polenta, by a landslide. If the Republicans wise up and nominate polenta for president, then the race might be interesting.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Little to no posting for the coming week. Busy, busy.

1 comment:

Knatolee said...

I definitely vote polenta. It's more attractive, too.