The Velvet Blog explains it all for you

In which we make one of our periodic trips the the mailbag and address your search queries:

does activia yogurt make you poop more or less
--Yes, more or less.

rodin vs. rodan
--Remind me again which one has radioactive breath? Rodin? Yes, Rodin.

tim polenta
--Remember: The key to palatability is LOTS of sauce.

woody harrelson pride
--The Woody Harrelson Pride Parade is surprisingly short.

would you like fries with that shake
--Yes.