Monday, October 29, 2012
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
HERCULES AND THE MERMAIDS
[Missing word] beautiful mermaids with a replica of Dynastes Hercules, the world's largest beetle towering over them at the entrance to the May Museum of the Tropics, Weeki Wachee Spring, Florida. 60 miles north of St. Petersburg on [?] S. Highway at Florida 50.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Dec. 31, 1914
Have visited nearly all places of interest, think library is wonderful. Best wishes for Happy New Year.
I. Beck Leiner [?]
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
A multiple rerun originally from October 2009, now with two extra ridiculous Halloween balloons that I never posted before because I couldn't come up with captions I found amusing. Yay, lower standards!
Mommy, why is the kitty #&$@ing a pumpkin?
Mommy, the patients from the burn unit at the hospital are here.
Mommy, there's something about the shape of the tombstone that's making me extremely uncomfortable.
Give me a D! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me another D!
This is so undignified. Please put a stake through my heart and let me rest in peace.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
I am sending Harold a little pkg. Some cookies that I made this forenoon. I thought it would please him to received something. Just read in Telegram of A. Moore's death by Automobile accident on front page. You know that is Mrs.[?]'s Nephew, I think. Some more about him on second page. Was glad to get your and Ma's letter. Got a long letter from Kate's sister.
As always, click to embiggen.
I love the use of the word "forenoon" and the phrase "death by Automobile accident."
Friday, October 12, 2012
CatRomney: A catMitt Romney, a flask of poisona news camera, and a radioactive sourcean undecided voter are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor detects radioactivitymovement by the undecided voter, the flask is shatteredthe camera is turned on, releasing the poison that kills the catcausing Romney to state either a severely conservative or moderate position for the undecided voter. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the catRomney is simultaneously alive and deadconservative and moderate. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the catRomney either alive or dead, not both alive and deadconservative or moderate, not both conservative and moderate.
Tuesday, October 09, 2012
Monday, October 01, 2012
Mr. Romney's team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August. --The New York Times
Through tough journalistic tactics the lamestream media gave up long ago, The Velvet Blog has uncovered Romney's zingers for the first debate:
How proud you were when they named you America's best ... then you found out they meant America's beast!
I always wanted to write a book about you
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee, and Molly Picon.
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep. He dreams he's working.
I listened to Jack Benny on the radio last night. He was so funny I dropped my pad and pencil.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
That's a vicious rumor! A rumor started by a few million people.
If evolution works, why do mothers only have two hands?
That's your little joke? Don't worry! We'll mop it up later.
(My Deep Throat source. Shhhh.)