Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Vote early and vote often

Well, here's one election that I'm sure will stay clean.



UPDATE: I was wrong. This poll for America's most beloved advertising icon was going so well, until the Jolly Green Giant accused Mr. Clean of war atrocities, McGruff the Crime Dog killed and ate the Energizer Bunny, Ronald McDonald squeezed Miss Chiquita's ass, and the Keebler Elves were found in a compromising position with the Coppertone Girl. Meanwhile, the Seatbelt Dummies, Juan Valdez, and the Morton Salt Girl died after drinking out of the Kool-Aid Pitcher (what in God's name was in that thing, anyway?).

It looks like Master Lock will win by default, despite the fact that no one has any idea what the hell he looks like.

4 comments:

Peter said...

What? No Farfel? RECOUNT!!!

Jovianne said...

"McGruff the Crime Dog killed and ate the Energizer Bunny,"

Noooo! not the bunny!!!

птица (Ptiza) Odelay said...

Master Lock wears a billowy cape and comes with a fog machine. He's creeeeeeeepy.

Nate said...

Best... election... ever... By the by, thanks for the comment on my blog.