Each state picks an official Election Monkey. All 50 Election Monkeys are locked in a room with jumbo-size photos of the candidates. Winner is the candidate whose photo has the least poop thrown at it after a set time period (say, one hour).
Makes more sense than the Electoral College, no?
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Too much potential for abuse. Who picks the monkeys? Who measures the poop?
I'm just worried about a Monkey Fixation going on here. . . . .
Sheer genius.
Seems like a system that would favor Simian-Americans. Other than that, the feces-throwing part would probably elevate the level of discussion from where it is now.
Hey, this could work for judging the debates too!
http://www.incunabula.org/harsh/2004/10/presidential-debate-redux.html
The quality of the poop, in terms of viscosity and stickiness would influence the outcome.
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