Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The Velvet Blog pledge to you, our greatest resource

We here at TVB swear to uphold the strategic value proposition of our synergies and branding, as long as it profitizes our end users. We aim to achieve a benchmark paradigm of our core competencies as we empower our functional partnering strategies to uphold discretionary values, even if that means re-engineering our reciprocal alliances. Or your money back.

Forever and ever, amen.

What??? Another rerun??? From Aug. 24, 2004??? During the May sweeps??? Am I crazy??? Will I run out of question marks??? Is that even possible?????



John said... can do that?

Grammarian said...

I didn't happen to make a comment on the original post. So here's a rerun of my comment from August 22, 2004:

Not toast POINTS! Toast WEDGIES!! Have you no sense of aesthetics?

NYPinTA said...

I want all money back guarantees to end with 'for ever and ever, amen'!!

" can do that?"

You did a freaking clip show!!

Jim Donahue said...

>>You did a freaking clip show!!

If the Simpsons can do it, I figure it's OK.

NYPinTA said...

I can't believe the Simpsons did that. What happened to their creative integrity huh?!

Oh... wait. Nevermind.