Wednesday, May 11, 2005

We read the headlines (so you don't have to)

Best headline of the day: Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved

Dullest headline of the day: Archaeologists find Britain's oldest shoe


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4 comments:

Grammarian said...

Best Headline of all time:

Baby Born Talking Gives Dad Winning Lottery Numbers

(From the Weekly World News)

Gossip King said...

Today's Headline in China :

Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itching butt wake up with smelly finger".

Jay Jordan said...

the Devil is sneaky like that...

he uses slaugterhouse workers to cast his spells and then has them deny it...

everyone at that school will come down with the flu or the clap or something within 4 or 5 years...

talley said...

my husband claims the best headline of all time was a NY Post one:

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar

its big advantage over the Weekly World News headline: it's for an actual event.

(did you know the WWN once tried to defend itself from a libel suit by saying, in court, "everybody knows we make this stuff up anyway."