Wednesday, May 11, 2005

We read the headlines (so you don't have to)

Best headline of the day: Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved

Dullest headline of the day: Archaeologists find Britain's oldest shoe


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best Headline of all time:

Baby Born Talking Gives Dad Winning Lottery Numbers

(From the Weekly World News)

Anonymous said...

Today's Headline in China :

Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itching butt wake up with smelly finger".

Anonymous said...

my husband claims the best headline of all time was a NY Post one:

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar

its big advantage over the Weekly World News headline: it's for an actual event.

(did you know the WWN once tried to defend itself from a libel suit by saying, in court, "everybody knows we make this stuff up anyway."