Sunday, October 02, 2005

Flogging? Snogging? Logging?

In the news:
Proponents of the latest Web trends were warned Tuesday that the rest of the world may not have a clue what they are talking about.

I'm online all the time and I have no idea what they're talking about, either.
A survey of British taxi drivers, pub landlords and hairdressers -- often seen as barometers of popular trends -- found that nearly 90 percent had no idea what a podcast is and more than 70 percent had never heard of blogging.

"When I asked the panel whether people were talking about blogging, they thought I meant dogging," said Sarah Carter, the planning director at ad firm DDB London.

Dogging? I love dogging. Taking Freddie to the park, chasing rabbits, getting some fresh air...
Dogging is the phenomenon of watching couples have sex in semi-secluded places such as out-of-town car parks. News of such events are often spread on Web sites or by using mobile phone text messages.

Oh.

Have there been any studies about whether people who are online a lot have any idea what British taxi drivers, pub landlords, and hairdressers are up to? Because I think I may be out of the loop.
More people (56 percent) understood the phrase "happy slapping" -- a teenage craze that involves assaulting people while capturing it on video with their mobile phones -- than podcasting (12 percent) or blogging (28 percent).

OK, scratch that. I don't understand the British at all.
"Our research not only shows that there is no buzz about blogging and podcasting outside of our media industry bubble, but also that people have no understanding of what the words mean," Carter said. "It's a real wake-up call."

Seriously? Happy slapping???
A blog, short for Web log, is an online journal, while podcasting is a method of publishing audio programs over the Internet -- a name derived from combining iPod, Apple's popular digital music player, with broadcasting, even though portable devices are not necessary to listen to a podcast.

Flogging, meanwhile, is often peformed after happy slapping.
DDB, a unit of New York-based advertising group Omnicom, said the survey results indicate that agencies may be pushing their clients to use new technology -- that is, to advertise on the new media formats -- too quickly. "We spend too much time talking to ourselves in this industry, rather than getting out there and finding out what's really going on in the world," DDB's chief strategy officer David Hackworthy said. --Reuters

Mr. Hackworthy (and really, with a name like that, you I'm so glad you're working with an advertising company), pardon me while I go dogging. Er, no, I mean walk the dog! Walk the dog!

UPDATE: It's not at all happy.

2 comments:

trinamick said...

I only encourage happy slapping after you've witnessed someone dogging. It's really the best way.

Grammarian said...

What if you combined them, and assaulted people who were...um...