So I wrote:
Tracking OxyContin doesn't have to be a pain
OK, it won't win me any awards, but it's serviceable.
Then the art department changed it to a picture of Viagra, and now I'm incapable of writing anything that doesn't sound smutty.
Tracking Viagra doesn't have to be hard
Get your hands off my Viagra!
Keep in touch with your Viagra
RFID gives you boners
Dammit!
4 comments:
Go with the first one. The people who get it will not be offended and the ones likely to be offended won't get it.
"Raising awareness of RFID chips."
Your job is more fun then mine.
And I have no witty line to offer. Sorry.
Bone up on your RFID knowledge.
RFID chips: one humdinger of an idea!
With RFID chip technology, shoplifters won't go off half-cocked.
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