Wednesday, March 07, 2007

In the news

Winemaker Ernest Gallo dies at 97
--Per his wishes, he will be buried in a casket with a screw-top cap.

Vermont towns seek to impeach Bush
--Then he will poached in maple syrup.

Did you win $370M jackpot?
--No. No, I did not. And thanks for rubbing it in, asshole.


punkinsmom said...

Did you win $370M jackpot?

I didn't either.

Jim Donahue said...

Sorry to hear that. In my case, it may have something to do with the fact that I didn't buy a ticket.