Monday, March 26, 2007

The Velvet Blog Award for Least Interesting Magazine Titles

From a press release I just received:

EU Consulting is a Europe-based tissue product news, analysis, forecasting and consultancy business serving the tissue, recovered paper and consumer packaging industries. The acquisition adds EU Consulting’s publications World Tissue Business Monitor and Outlook for the World Tissue Business to RISI’s existing portfolio of tissue industry products which currently includes Tissue Monitor and World Tissue Forecast.

I was going to insert a joke here, but everthing I came up with sounded way too dirty.

6 comments:

punkinsmom said...

What?!? You don't wait at your mailbox every month for the next issue of World Tissue Forecast?

Dave said...

Hilarious. I can just imagine the Boardroom discussion leading up to the acquisition. "J.R., we have to do this deal. It will make us the undisputed news source for all things tissue."

fermicat said...

I got a little grossed out at first. I work in healthcare, and when we talk about tissue, we don't mean the paper kind...

Jim Donahue said...

I guess I should point out here that I used to be the production manager for a medical journal, and let me tell you ... boring!

TwoBusy said...

All I can say is thank God "Tissue Issues" hasn't sold out yet. At least there's still one indie out there ready to present a differing viewpoint on all the really important news in the field. Fight the power!

TwoBusy said...

All I can say is thank God "Tissue Issues" hasn't sold out yet. At least there's still one indie out there ready to present a differing viewpoint on all the really important news in the field. Fight the power!