Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Well, if it comes down to this guy and Rudy, I might vote for him, but I still give Obama the edge

You can read the whole story of the "satanic vampire" running for the office of president here, but to me, these are the two key quotes:
"They never even asked to see my impaling stick," Sharkey said.

"Under the First Amendment, what it boils down to here is whether or not he's a vampire who wants to impale the president," Richards said. "I guess the question is, if he's a vampire, why is he the one staking people? Shouldn't he want to bite the president and feed on him? [This], I suppose, is perhaps further evidence that this is not a true threat."

On second thought, I wouldn't vote him. We've had enough bloodsuckers in the White House lately.

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