Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Why my dog, Freddie, deserves your vote

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--In favor of Green issues.
--Merrick's Grammy's Chicken Pot Pie in every pot.
--Enforced play time (at least 30 minutes a day).
--Sleeping 15 hours a day will not be considered "lazy."
--Totally adorable.


Sadly, this will never come to pass. He's not eligible to run for president, as he was born in a foreign country (Colombia). This is a clear signal of the need for election reform.

8 comments:

Gina said...

Damn! Freddie is my kind of candidate.

fermicat said...

Freddy would have done a better job than the last guy...

Posolxstvo said...

Is he 35 years old? If so, congress might pass an amendment to allow foreign-born presidents.

Schwarzenegger would support that, and who doesn't like him? Besides California residents, that is.

Jim Donahue said...

In dog years? He's around 42.

Hey, I just realized how he could appeal to hard-liners. He's in favor of sending Canada geese back over the border. No offense to my Canadian readers, but, yeesh, they poop everywhere.

Jim Donahue said...

The geese. Not my Canadian readers.

punkinsmom said...

My Nutmeg is around 42 in dog years. Can she be First Bitch? Or does Freddy have a consort already? If you can get my Nutter in, you've got my vote.

Jim Donahue said...

He was seeing a Westie, but that romance seems to have cooled. Send me Nutmeg's photo and I'll pass it along.

Will said...

Just like former presidential candidate Governor Bill Richardson, Freddie responds to both English and Spanish. This will appeal to our Latino voters.