I will admit an unhealthy curiosity about my page-view statistics. I check them far more often than I have any concievable reason to.
And I know you'll be shocked by this, but The Velvet Blog is not terribly popular.
Put those two facts together, and you can imagine how surprised I was a moment ago to find that I already received 100 visitors today.
My hopes rose. Did some high-traffic blog link to me?
Nope. About 90% of today's visitors had done a Google search on some variation of the phrase yogurt that helps you poop.
It's really rather humbling.