Monday, September 21, 2009

How much would you pay to not have dinner with Sarah Palin?

Concerned reader Nick is trying to find out. (Shipping is free!)

UPDATE: Apparently, no one is willing to pay to not have dinner with Sarah Palin.

Shocking, I know.


Anonymous said...

she is hot. why NOT have dinner with her? great butt in jeans.

ChefNick said...

Anonymous, your comment is pertinent, salient and stinkinent.

I believe hanging yourself from a shower curtain is the *easiest* way to get to the Great One.

Knatolee said...

"great butt in jeans", yes, that makes for a stimulating dinner companion! ;)

ChefNick said...

Yeah, I tried, but no one bit. I think she needs a publicist just to dedicate herself to persuade people not to have anything to do with her.

I'll get on it right away. Sarah, if you're reading this, please get a hold of me. We CAN arrange for the WHOLE WORLD to ignore you if you wish.

Just say the word and I'll be there, to paraphrase my friend Billy Bob Wayne.