If sock monkeys were Alaskan fame whores

Sarah Crazy Monkey Matriarch kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging -- she wouldn't give it up. She would say, "So, are you gonna let me adopt him have your banana?" We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby have our banana.


Update: Alaska's former First Impregnator, Levi Johnston, is, according to news reports, considering an offer to pose for Playgirl. This is surprising for a couple reasons. First, proud redneck posing for a magazine whose readership is made up of gay men pretending to be straight women? Second ... wait ... Playgirl still exists????