Thursday, September 03, 2009

If sock monkeys were Alaskan fame whores


sock monkeySarah Crazy Monkey Matriarch kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging -- she wouldn't give it up. She would say, "So, are you gonna let me adopt him have your banana?" We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby have our banana.


Update: Alaska's former First Impregnator, Levi Johnston, is, according to news reports, considering an offer to pose for Playgirl. This is surprising for a couple reasons. First, proud redneck posing for a magazine whose readership is made up of gay men pretending to be straight women? Second ... wait ... Playgirl still exists????

3 comments:

fermicat said...

Heh.

Knatolee said...

I missed the word "fame" in the title and wondered if perhaps Sarah had a new line of work...

ChefNick said...

There is something inherently dignified about sock monkeys.

I just can't remember what it is.