Friday, May 27, 2011
Answering the rhetorical questions posed by headlines currently on Google News
Does Sarah Palin's Bus Tour Mean She's Running?
--If I'm driving and she happens to be in front of it, probably yes.
--Will Kim Kardashian's Wedding Be Bigger Than Kate Middleton's?
More important question: Will it be classier?
OK, You're Rich. Now What?
--Yawn. I don't know. Let me go throw another poor person on the fire, and I'll get back to you.