Thursday, May 12, 2011
You asked for it!: The outsourced edition
It's busy-busy-busy at Chez Velvet. Concerned reader God Is My Codependent has stepped in to handle our regular post on weird search terms that have stranded visitors here. Thanks, GIMC!
--No, we've never done any posts about Rodney Allen Rippy.
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--A tip: It's worth more if you leave Ryan in it.
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--I'm not sure I want to poop that much.
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--Only his barber knows.
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--I really, really hope there's a new state named Pauly that has nude beaches.
--Aisle 4, across from the St. Peter Morning After Pills.
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--What is a circle?, Alex.
monkey that looks like a baby
--No! No! You got the joke backwards! The baby looks like a monkey and the punchline is "And how about a banana for your monkey?" For cryin' out loud, people, don't be hanging around the Internet if you can't bring the funny. Sheesh.
Editor's note: Blogger ate the original post and comments. This is not the original post, but an incredible simulation.