News story of the day:
Thief caught stuffing ribs in pants again
CARLISLE, Pa. - A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.
Carlisle police tell The Sentinel newspaper that 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police say he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at a supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness.
Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.
There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle.
I'm going to give this fellow the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a low-tech attempt at sous vide.