Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Your Honor, I throw myself on the mercy of the court--after all, I recently became a widower

"A man charged with murdering his wife in Minnesota was arrested Sunday morning in Addison after he allegedly tried to use his dead wife's credit card to pay for an escort service at a motel." --Chicago Sun Times, July 26

1 comment:

Grammarian@mindspring.com said...

And a sexually frustrated widower at that.