OLBERMANN: And we're happy to say that you'll be back with us (Wednesday) night in another of your many areas of expertise, perhaps your highest, the White House animal historian in you [sic], as you talked us [sic] the release of the annual Barney* cam video? Briefly, anything to look for in 10 seconds?
ROCCA: Look for a giant Barney scaling the umpire state building gripping Naomi Watts.
Yeah, I realize it's just a mind-bogglingly inept transcript, but seriously ... the umpire state building???
*The White House dog, not the purple dinosaur.