Monday, March 13, 2006
For crimes against fiction? For wasting hours of my time?
For plagiarism? Man, that is so five minutes ago. You've got to do a lot more to get on Oprah these days.
I know next to nothing about da Vinci. So when your da Vinci-expert hero takes PAGES to realize the script he's reading is mirror writing when it took me five seconds, well, you've got a story-telling problem.
Oh, sorry: SPOILER.