Monday, March 13, 2006

Which is the real "reality" show?

Celebrity Garage Sale: Down-on-their-luck celebs compete to see who can raise the most money to pay back taxes by holding a garage sale. Confirmed so far: Grease's Jeff Conaway and Project Runway's Wendy Pepper. Produced by Stanley "M.C. Hammer" Burrell. On TLC.

Celebrity Cooking Showdown: Celebs (yet to be named) team with famous chefs (including Wolfgang Puck) in an elimination cookoff. Produced by Sean "Diddy" Combs. On NBC.

Celebrity Paintball Challenge: Celebs (including famed chef Wolfgang Puck) team with world-champion paintball wizards in elimination paintball-off. Produced by Chris "Ludacris" Bridges. On Spike.

Celebrity Rap-off: Celebs not known for their hustle or their flow are paired with former rap stars in a weekly elimination rap-off. Confirmed so far: Deborah Gibson, Young MC, Rick Springfield, Damon Wibley (from the Fat Boys). Produced by Robert "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle. On VH1.

5 comments:

MsYvone said...

it's not a REAL celebrity reality show unless Flava Flav is on it. None of the above?

Jim Donahue said...

Nope. One of them, oddly enough, is real.

punkinsmom said...

My money is on the Garage Sale. I can actually picture that while I'm having trouble with Deborah Gibson rapping. And we know Wolfgang Puck would never play paintball. That was a gimme.

Jim Donahue said...

Sadly, it's the boring one: celebrities cooking with chefs. Yawn. Coming soon to NBC.

Hmm. Maybe I should try to sell the garage sale idea.

God Is My Codependent said...

They should have a show where celebrity rappers play paintball in a garage.