Monday, October 30, 2006

Push poll for The Velvet Blog

__ Do you like baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet? The Velvet Blog does! The Velvet Blog loves each and every one!
__ Were you aware that The Velvet Blog's adversary prefers midget wrestling, haggis, mincemeat pie, and Yugos? Do you even know what's in haggis? And don't even get me started on mincemeat!
__ Did you ever hear the rumor that The Velvet Blog's opponent once killed and ate a baby? And he wasn't even particularly hungry? Just slightly peckish.
__ If not, would you be willing to start this rumor?
__ Did you ever notice that The Velvet Blog's eyes are dreamy? Really, you could get lost in them, couldn't you?

Read this if you're not familiar with the push poll technique.

1 comment:

punkinsmom said...

___ Do you feel TVB is unnaturally obsessive about bananas?

*not that that's a bad thing...