Friday, October 13, 2006

Rejected slogans for The Velvet Blog

--Quality is Job 2
--Snap! Crackle! Flop!
--We will serve no whine before its time
--The Velvet Blog: We try ... well, not that hard, actually
--Melts in your mouth, not in your ... you know, this sounds a lot dirtier than I intended
--The King of Sneers
--Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed blog
--Dude, you're getting a blog!
--A day without The Velvet Blog is like a day without orange juice, which, in turn, is like a day without sunshine
--Aren't you glad you use The Velvet Blog? Don't you wish everybody did?


Gina said...

A Director in CIS here as a sign:
We Put the K in Kwality.
I love it.

God Is My Codependent said...

Reminds me of a sign someone put up in a company I used to work at. They renamed a bunch of divisions and subdivisions. One division was called "Editorial, Design, and Production" and a subdivision got named "Manufacturing." So the Manufacturing guys put up a sign that said, "We're the 'M' in 'EDP.'

MsYvone said...

My Home town was a Banana? Who knew!?

unclewilly said...

Now you just need a jingle. I suggest "I'd Like to Teach the World to Blog in Perfect Harmony" or "Call the Velvet Blog, That's the Name, and Away Go Troubles Down the Drain."